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Staring intently at the red berries, she squished one and wondered if they were edible.

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Throwing up her hands in disgust, he clutched his upset stomach realizing that finger sandwiches were not as appetizing as they'd sounded.

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Ever since she was born, my daughter never fought for anything.

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"I hope you like scrambled eggs," he said placing the tray next to her on the bed.

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I calmed my racing heart, realizing that I could still just breathe despite being wound from head to toe in a thick coating of plaster of paris.

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"And....CUT!" the director exclaimed, pointing at the actors.

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While his orchestrations crescendoed, the conductor remained cool and controlled.

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"I know the bar is closing, but I could really use another pint," I told my drunken companion at closing time.

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The smell of twice baked spaghetti and meatballs was so tantalizing I pulled it out early and dug in.

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Last night, we taped our newborn's umbilical cord into his baby book.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Staring intently at the red berries, she squished one and wondered if they were edible.	64
Throwing up her hands in disgust, he clutched his upset stomach realizing that finger sandwiches were not as appetizing as they'd sounded.	63
Ever since she was born, my daughter never fought for anything.	63
"I hope you like scrambled eggs," he said placing the tray next to her on the bed.	62
I calmed my racing heart, realizing that I could still just breathe despite being wound from head to toe in a thick coating of plaster of paris.	62
"And....CUT!" the director exclaimed, pointing at the actors.	61
While his orchestrations crescendoed, the conductor remained cool and controlled.	61
"I know the bar is closing, but I could really use another pint," I told my drunken companion at closing time.	60
The smell of twice baked spaghetti and meatballs was so tantalizing I pulled it out early and dug in.	58
Last night, we taped our newborn's umbilical cord into his baby book.	58