/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Seeing the man sleeping in the dumpster, he quickly waved to the driver saying, "Hold up!"

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Red rivulets coursed down his blue fur as he stared googly-eyed at me.

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"I'm pregnant...," my girlfriend said confused, fumbling with her pill case that held the placebos I'd placed.

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With her fishnet stockings, fuck me pumps and slinky black dress, my blind date opened the door dressed to kill.

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[OCT21] My wife's screams of 'slow down' and 'stop' only made me push harder on my way to 90.

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"Honey, run down to the corner store and pick me up my regular," she told her-six year old daughter handing her five bucks.

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For the last eight years, my father, a successful hunter, has hung a new deer hide on the wall.

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Encased in complete and utter darkness, a small light quickly grew to outline the rectangular door I was pressed up against.

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"Nothing unites a family like death," my older brother began as we started lowering our mother's casket into the grave.

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Because of my social anxiety, I had avoided making eye contact by staring below people's mouths while talking.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Seeing the man sleeping in the dumpster, he quickly waved to the driver saying, "Hold up!"	54
Red rivulets coursed down his blue fur as he stared googly-eyed at me.	52
"I'm pregnant...," my girlfriend said confused, fumbling with her pill case that held the placebos I'd placed.	52
With her fishnet stockings, fuck me pumps and slinky black dress, my blind date opened the door dressed to kill.	52
[OCT21] My wife's screams of 'slow down' and 'stop' only made me push harder on my way to 90.	51
"Honey, run down to the corner store and pick me up my regular," she told her-six year old daughter handing her five bucks.	51
For the last eight years, my father, a successful hunter, has hung a new deer hide on the wall.	51
Encased in complete and utter darkness, a small light quickly grew to outline the rectangular door I was pressed up against.	51
"Nothing unites a family like death," my older brother began as we started lowering our mother's casket into the grave.	50
Because of my social anxiety, I had avoided making eye contact by staring below people's mouths while talking.	50