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I realized my boss didn't have a spam filter.

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Her milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard.

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You stare at your ex, chained in the basement, beaten and exhausted, and say, "I hope you're enjoying hearing me build the family you tried to take away from me....us."

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"Nahh, I'm just hanging with your brother," I told my girlfriend, playfully giving him a push.

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"Cahhh....nye...cahhh...nye none nuh!" came the warped, crow-like calls

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walk up the steps as quietly as I can, turn the doorknob, push open the door

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I spied 'em where they hid the colorform.

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All at once, the world over, everyone realized that nothing was inevitable.

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A Gallo bottle hung limply from her hand as she woke, and the memories of her scattered blackout were hard to swallow.

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My wife was always cold to me, so locking her in that meat freezer seemed an appropriate end to that bitch.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I realized my boss didn't have a spam filter.	6
Her milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard.	6
You stare at your ex, chained in the basement, beaten and exhausted, and say, "I hope you're enjoying hearing me build the family you tried to take away from me....us."	6
"Nahh, I'm just hanging with your brother," I told my girlfriend, playfully giving him a push.	6
"Cahhh....nye...cahhh...nye none nuh!" came the warped, crow-like calls	5
walk up the steps as quietly as I can, turn the doorknob, push open the door	5
I spied 'em where they hid the colorform.	5
All at once, the world over, everyone realized that nothing was inevitable.	5
A Gallo bottle hung limply from her hand as she woke, and the memories of her scattered blackout were hard to swallow.	5
My wife was always cold to me, so locking her in that meat freezer seemed an appropriate end to that bitch.	4