/u/justadair's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"What do you mean you've never seen The Smurfs?" he asked, as they settled onto the couch and began watching the old cartoon to her delight.

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"Why are you telling me this?" she asked after the unknown caller told her that he had just killed a woman named Marnie Ryan in Santa Rosa, California.

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"I promise I won't do it again," he said when I caught him huffing gas on the job.

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My son clenched and moaned, refusing to look at the compound fracture in his leg.

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The nurse saw the empty newborn's bed and called a Code Stork over the PA system.

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Bloodied, he limped into the ER yelling, "My girlfriend cut my dick off!" NSFW

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"Why are we lighting this candle in our mother's memory?" she asked her older sister.

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We always hated how grandma's dentures would rattle in her mouth.

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"How DARE you speak to my new husband like that on our wedding day!" my mother shrieked at me.

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The magician we hired for our kid's birthday party was amazing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"What do you mean you've never seen The Smurfs?" he asked, as they settled onto the couch and began watching the old cartoon to her delight.	1
"Why are you telling me this?" she asked after the unknown caller told her that he had just killed a woman named Marnie Ryan in Santa Rosa, California.	1
"I promise I won't do it again," he said when I caught him huffing gas on the job.	1
My son clenched and moaned, refusing to look at the compound fracture in his leg.	1
The nurse saw the empty newborn's bed and called a Code Stork over the PA system.	1
Bloodied, he limped into the ER yelling, "My girlfriend cut my dick off!" NSFW	1
"Why are we lighting this candle in our mother's memory?" she asked her older sister.	1
We always hated how grandma's dentures would rattle in her mouth.	1
"How DARE you speak to my new husband like that on our wedding day!" my mother shrieked at me.	1
The magician we hired for our kid's birthday party was amazing.	1