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"Get off my lawn," the old man hollered at the young couple.

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"I can't figure out the cause of death," he said, shoving all of the organs back into the body.

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"Why does your cat keep staring at the corner of the room like that?" his date pointed.

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"Mom, Tommy keeps putting his fingers in my bowl," her daughter complained.

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"My parents decided to move their bedroom down here after the accident," she explained as she and her friend descended into the basement.

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"Hey, check it out," he said to his wife while pointing at the water melon patch growing in the backyard.

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"I don't want your husband's things," the mistress said, trying to push the bag off her doorstep.

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"Sam is such a fickle eater, last week he would only eat french fries, the week before that he would only eat pizza, we don't know what to about him, doctor."

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"What the hell is going on?" he cried out, jumping up at the sound of the warning sirens.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Get off my lawn," the old man hollered at the young couple.	1
"I can't figure out the cause of death," he said, shoving all of the organs back into the body.	1
"Why does your cat keep staring at the corner of the room like that?" his date pointed.	1
"Mom, Tommy keeps putting his fingers in my bowl," her daughter complained.	1
"My parents decided to move their bedroom down here after the accident," she explained as she and her friend descended into the basement.	1
"Hey, check it out," he said to his wife while pointing at the water melon patch growing in the backyard.	1
"I don't want your husband's things," the mistress said, trying to push the bag off her doorstep.	1
"Sam is such a fickle eater, last week he would only eat french fries, the week before that he would only eat pizza, we don't know what to about him, doctor."	1
"What the hell is going on?" he cried out, jumping up at the sound of the warning sirens.	1