/u/kaijisheeran's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I beat my friends, my entire family, and my gf in tongue twister competition but I never expected my gf to have a Plan B

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A couple who have the same interests and same attitude are the cutest ever, especially if they have similarities in looks also

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My friend probably got a surgery because he doesn't have that "Dumbo ears" anymore

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The clown ran out of balloons to blow

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The man slipped on a banana peel and we felt nervous that he's not getting up

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I heard a cracking sound from behind, I know my friend is breakdancing so I got worried that maybe he broke his bone

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Our teacher is now taking too long to share her screen during zoom meeting

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"How dare you fat-shamed my gf, she will remember that for the rest of her life!"

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"Why did you have to wait for your teeth to rot?" asked my mom who always tells me to brush my teeth

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Goku didn't die from injuries

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I beat my friends, my entire family, and my gf in tongue twister competition but I never expected my gf to have a Plan B	30
A couple who have the same interests and same attitude are the cutest ever, especially if they have similarities in looks also	26
My friend probably got a surgery because he doesn't have that "Dumbo ears" anymore	23
The clown ran out of balloons to blow	20
The man slipped on a banana peel and we felt nervous that he's not getting up	13
I heard a cracking sound from behind, I know my friend is breakdancing so I got worried that maybe he broke his bone	12
Our teacher is now taking too long to share her screen during zoom meeting	5
"How dare you fat-shamed my gf, she will remember that for the rest of her life!"	5
"Why did you have to wait for your teeth to rot?" asked my mom who always tells me to brush my teeth	1
Goku didn't die from injuries	1