/u/kendrickgrande's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was pretty impressed with myself when my post reached 666 upvotes.

100 upvotes

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I sent my saliva to ancestry.com to see my heritage.

90 upvotes

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I was horrified when I saw the pile of dead bodies in my garage this morning.

82 upvotes

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I visited a psychic and she told me I would be prone to using extremely bland cliches in my final hours.

69 upvotes

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I sent out a text: “Come downstairs, you can play Xbox after you eat, Johnny”

63 upvotes

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People call me crazy when I tell them I climb with no rope, but hundreds of feet up the mountain I feel confident as ever.

61 upvotes

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I tried to resist but I kept getting harder and harder.

60 upvotes

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Scientists were baffled when Saturn seemed to vanish out of thin air.

52 upvotes

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People always say music is a great motivator and I couldn’t agree more!

51 upvotes

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Last month, we held a lottery among anyone who read our post on Twitter and the winner was tortured and killed on a live webcam show.

39 upvotes

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was pretty impressed with myself when my post reached 666 upvotes.	100
I sent my saliva to ancestry.com to see my heritage.	90
I was horrified when I saw the pile of dead bodies in my garage this morning.	82
I visited a psychic and she told me I would be prone to using extremely bland cliches in my final hours.	69
I sent out a text: “Come downstairs, you can play Xbox after you eat, Johnny”	63
People call me crazy when I tell them I climb with no rope, but hundreds of feet up the mountain I feel confident as ever.	61
I tried to resist but I kept getting harder and harder.	60
Scientists were baffled when Saturn seemed to vanish out of thin air.	52
People always say music is a great motivator and I couldn’t agree more!	51
Last month, we held a lottery among anyone who read our post on Twitter and the winner was tortured and killed on a live webcam show.	39