/u/killingmemesoftly's posts
“Okay, now pretend you’re watching fire works for the first time. I wanna see something between awe and fear. Give me shocked fascination… let your mouth hang open like you’re a bewildered idiot. perfect.” -porn directors
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Gandalf is honestly so disrespectful! He yelled at Bilbo in his own home, and used a cheap magic trick to scare the little guy— all while gaslighting him into thinking that he wasn’t some conjurer of cheap tricks!
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Why didn’t Elrond just shriek out an ear piercing tantrum when isildur told him no? Are human toddlers just better negotiators than really old elves?
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