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The cop reckoned the windows were steamed up by a courting couple inside.

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Cheeky waitress asked me today if I wanted to use the "Senior Citizens Discount" when I'm only 53!

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Today I kicked my teenage son out of the house for being such a useless idiot

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Valves locked, inner door sealed, oxygen drain activated. Outer door opening

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Hey Hey kids of Youtube, shall we see what toys are in the box today?

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My predecessor working here had always said "It's a dirty job but someone has to do it"

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We were booked to move the lottery winners into their new mansion today, but I guess they're too posh to answer their damn phones now!

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I really want my son to be handy so I held the nail and showed him how to use the hammer on it

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I was really annoyed with the vandals who had broken a hole through the wall in my sealed up cellar

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"With this ring I thee wed"

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