/u/kujomarx's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'd saved my last bullet for myself, as an insurance policy.

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Witness Protection must think they won't find me on a farm.

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The manual says that after an officer-involved shooting, I should see a department therapist about coping with shock, trauma, guilt, or depression.

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"The crew of the lunar mission is presumed killed and recovery operations have been deemed infeasible at this time," I heard the radio crackle.

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Truly, the children were the greatest blessing on the old man's life.

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My sister was always so beautiful.

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I'm fifteen thousand feet beneath the surface and something is banging on my submersible's hatch.

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I've always had terrible stage fright.

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"Son, there are no monsters under your bed," my father told me.

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"It's okay, I'm here to help," I lied.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'd saved my last bullet for myself, as an insurance policy.	16
Witness Protection must think they won't find me on a farm.	15
The manual says that after an officer-involved shooting, I should see a department therapist about coping with shock, trauma, guilt, or depression.	13
"The crew of the lunar mission is presumed killed and recovery operations have been deemed infeasible at this time," I heard the radio crackle.	13
Truly, the children were the greatest blessing on the old man's life.	10
My sister was always so beautiful.	8
I'm fifteen thousand feet beneath the surface and something is banging on my submersible's hatch.	8
I've always had terrible stage fright.	7
"Son, there are no monsters under your bed," my father told me.	5
"It's okay, I'm here to help," I lied.	5