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I'd saved my last bullet for myself, as an insurance policy.

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Witness Protection must think they won't find me on a farm.

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The manual says that after an officer-involved shooting, I should see a department therapist about coping with shock, trauma, guilt, or depression.

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"The crew of the lunar mission is presumed killed and recovery operations have been deemed infeasible at this time," I heard the radio crackle.

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Truly, the children were the greatest blessing on the old man's life.

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My sister was always so beautiful.

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I'm fifteen thousand feet beneath the surface and something is banging on my submersible's hatch.

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I've always had terrible stage fright.

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"Son, there are no monsters under your bed," my father told me.

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"It's okay, I'm here to help," I lied.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'd saved my last bullet for myself, as an insurance policy.	16	TwoSentenceHorror
Witness Protection must think they won't find me on a farm.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
The manual says that after an officer-involved shooting, I should see a department therapist about coping with shock, trauma, guilt, or depression.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
"The crew of the lunar mission is presumed killed and recovery operations have been deemed infeasible at this time," I heard the radio crackle.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Truly, the children were the greatest blessing on the old man's life.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
My sister was always so beautiful.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I'm fifteen thousand feet beneath the surface and something is banging on my submersible's hatch.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
I've always had terrible stage fright.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
"Son, there are no monsters under your bed," my father told me.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
"It's okay, I'm here to help," I lied.	5	TwoSentenceHorror