/u/ljoy2016's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Now that I am dead I have proof that literally nothing exists in the afterlife.

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Today I used my time machine to jump forward 50 years.

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I heard a loud knock on my door and a gruff voice announce they were from the “neighborhood welcome wagon”.

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“Your the girl that I’ve been dreaming about!”, my blind date exclaimed.

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Year 1990: “My neighbor seems like a cool guy, I’m gonna hang with later tonight”...

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It was very nice of this kind stranger to let me hitch a ride with him to his next stop.

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At first, I praised the gods for the abundance of food they supplied me with each day to keep me nourished and healthy.

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Entering the dark forest I could not see...

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I had always been creeped out by my quiet, middle aged neighbor and avoided interacting with him at all costs...

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I became disturbed when I realized no matter how much I ate, I could not get full.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Now that I am dead I have proof that literally nothing exists in the afterlife.	29
Today I used my time machine to jump forward 50 years.	20
I heard a loud knock on my door and a gruff voice announce they were from the “neighborhood welcome wagon”.	18
“Your the girl that I’ve been dreaming about!”, my blind date exclaimed.	16
Year 1990: “My neighbor seems like a cool guy, I’m gonna hang with later tonight”...	14
It was very nice of this kind stranger to let me hitch a ride with him to his next stop.	13
At first, I praised the gods for the abundance of food they supplied me with each day to keep me nourished and healthy.	10
Entering the dark forest I could not see...	10
I had always been creeped out by my quiet, middle aged neighbor and avoided interacting with him at all costs...	9
I became disturbed when I realized no matter how much I ate, I could not get full.	9