/u/lukehannonpoet's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I was young I thought that maybe I had dyslexia, when the words in books kept jumping around. NSFW

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As I looked into my daughter's eyes, I knew I'd let her down. NSFW

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I was on the cusp of greatness, as the first person ever to be fitted with a telepathic communication chip.

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Building child sized coffins is one of the hardest parts of my job. NSFW

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[Apr23] I was so exhilarated after my first lesson ended, that as soon as we were parked, I opened the door and literally jumped with joy. NSFW

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Waiting for my date to finish up in the bathroom, I asked him about the white patch on his red wallpaper. NSFW

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My 5 year old son wanted to feed his baby sister when I stepped out for a few minutes. NSFW

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After 17 years of the harshest abuse a human can endure, both emotional and physical, I finally gained the courage to end it all. NSFW

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Every night, I see a terrifying figure standing at the bottom of my staircase, and I race to my bed before she can get me.

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It's was my friends' idea to see how many people they could get in a minivan. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was young I thought that maybe I had dyslexia, when the words in books kept jumping around. NSFW	1453
As I looked into my daughter's eyes, I knew I'd let her down. NSFW	1044
I was on the cusp of greatness, as the first person ever to be fitted with a telepathic communication chip.	929
Building child sized coffins is one of the hardest parts of my job. NSFW	846
[Apr23] I was so exhilarated after my first lesson ended, that as soon as we were parked, I opened the door and literally jumped with joy. NSFW	729
Waiting for my date to finish up in the bathroom, I asked him about the white patch on his red wallpaper. NSFW	707
My 5 year old son wanted to feed his baby sister when I stepped out for a few minutes. NSFW	672
After 17 years of the harshest abuse a human can endure, both emotional and physical, I finally gained the courage to end it all. NSFW	666
Every night, I see a terrifying figure standing at the bottom of my staircase, and I race to my bed before she can get me.	633
It's was my friends' idea to see how many people they could get in a minivan. NSFW	525