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It was my first time starring in an adult film, so I figured the restraints were just normal. NSFW

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[Apr23] Fool me once, shame on you. NSFW

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All I required were a few household objects: a scissors, a ruler, and some tape to hold everything together. NSFW

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[Apr23] I thought my boyfriend truly loved me, but then he made a fool out of me.

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I put the gun to my head and all of my friends gasped in awe, not knowing that I'd removed the cartridge first. NSFW

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As a politician, I work myself hard for the people, pushing through important environmental and workers' rights laws, but I always take time to read the newspaper before work to relax.

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I sometimes wonder if we're together in a parallel world somewhere.

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Anglerfish tangled in plastic bags, and astronauts pelted with trash.

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My mother always told me not to open packages with a knife. NSFW

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I was hoping the scarecrow I made with my wife would scare birds away from our crops.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was my first time starring in an adult film, so I figured the restraints were just normal. NSFW	484	TwoSentenceHorror
[Apr23] Fool me once, shame on you. NSFW	430	TwoSentenceHorror
All I required were a few household objects: a scissors, a ruler, and some tape to hold everything together. NSFW	413	TwoSentenceHorror
[Apr23] I thought my boyfriend truly loved me, but then he made a fool out of me.	390	TwoSentenceHorror
I put the gun to my head and all of my friends gasped in awe, not knowing that I'd removed the cartridge first. NSFW	328	TwoSentenceHorror
As a politician, I work myself hard for the people, pushing through important environmental and workers' rights laws, but I always take time to read the newspaper before work to relax.	258	TwoSentenceHorror
I sometimes wonder if we're together in a parallel world somewhere.	185	TwoSentenceSadness
Anglerfish tangled in plastic bags, and astronauts pelted with trash.	185	TwoSentenceSadness
My mother always told me not to open packages with a knife. NSFW	172	TwoSentenceHorror
I was hoping the scarecrow I made with my wife would scare birds away from our crops.	92	TwoSentenceHorror