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My friend invited me to go out so I'm trying to come up with the best word to rhyme with karaoke for a cute poetic response.

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Two students walked into a Barr.

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I'm from Missouri so most of the people I know are on meth.

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Increased CO2 levels have been known to fight anxiety, which is why I breath in a bag.

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The moderator of the complaints sub complained about my complaint.

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Can you believe some woman hacked my account and stole everything?

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It's been over six months since I quit smoking.

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How does one overcome the obstacle of intentionally trying to be funny?

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And then she hit me with an, " I subscribe to atheism."

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So you can walk around without a mask?

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