/u/marjo3737's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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That nap was so restful, I thought I was never going to wake up.

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A crime scene is never pleasant to look at.

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All the guests had run away from the castle before the dinner had even started, yet there was enough meat for everyone!

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I'm thinking of ending things with my wife.

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Today, I decided to finally make a parachute jump.

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This morning, the nuclear alarm went off.

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The theme of the party was "bare-bones".

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An asteroid crashed on Earth today, human civilization is exterminated.

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It is often said that cats have nine lives.

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I always wondered why this psycho killer from my village has never been arrested.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
That nap was so restful, I thought I was never going to wake up.	16
A crime scene is never pleasant to look at.	16
All the guests had run away from the castle before the dinner had even started, yet there was enough meat for everyone!	15
I'm thinking of ending things with my wife.	15
Today, I decided to finally make a parachute jump.	15
This morning, the nuclear alarm went off.	14
The theme of the party was "bare-bones".	14
An asteroid crashed on Earth today, human civilization is exterminated.	14
It is often said that cats have nine lives.	12
I always wondered why this psycho killer from my village has never been arrested.	11