/u/marsgreekgod's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are a phone. Your owner is texting a girl they like, and you know likes them back. Time to "auto-correct" to help them out.
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[WP] Your phone is sentient, and knows the girl you like is interested in you. It uses auto-correct to try and "subtlety" get you to ask her out. This has been going on for a while.
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[WP] The witch that buys firstborns really just runs an orphanage, and wants to get children away from terrible people that sell their kids.
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[WP] Death made you live forever, expecting you to beg for death soon enough. The heat death of the universe happened 12 billion years ago and you manged to keep humanity going happily even now.
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[WP] A crow hops up to you with a 100 dollar bill in it's mouth, and politely asks if you mind buying something for him.
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[WP] God forgot to give humans magic. He assumed they all died out, and is very surprised when they open a portal to heaven with their tech.
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[WP] Casting spells is just asking the universe nicely to change how it is for bit, in a language it understands. Show someone learning magic for the first time.
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