/u/masiakasaurus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JAN23] When my political opponents accused me of being two-faced, I said that if I had another face I wouldn't be walking around in this ugly one.

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[JUN22] I killed the cat!

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[JAN22] We found an ancient troll in the depths of a cave, sitting among the skeletons.

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[JUN22] The man placed his yellow straw hat on the ground, and of course, George got curious.

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When I see their little faces, I cannot help but to cry.

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The alternate Earth appears to be identical to ours, except for the fact that mammals replaced archosaurs as dominant lifeforms some 70 million years ago.

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[JUN22] I got curious about my daughter's imaginary friend and asked her if he was funny.

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[SEP21] My daughters are homeschooled.

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[OCT21] If you hit the pole, you win the prize!

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[FEB22] The one plane crash's survivor had clawed the dark jungle soil for days, looking for any root, bug, thing that would quell her empty stomach, until something other than mad hunger crossed her mind:

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JAN23] When my political opponents accused me of being two-faced, I said that if I had another face I wouldn't be walking around in this ugly one.	28
[JUN22] I killed the cat!	27
[JAN22] We found an ancient troll in the depths of a cave, sitting among the skeletons.	25
[JUN22] The man placed his yellow straw hat on the ground, and of course, George got curious.	20
When I see their little faces, I cannot help but to cry.	20
The alternate Earth appears to be identical to ours, except for the fact that mammals replaced archosaurs as dominant lifeforms some 70 million years ago.	18
[JUN22] I got curious about my daughter's imaginary friend and asked her if he was funny.	14
[SEP21] My daughters are homeschooled.	13
[OCT21] If you hit the pole, you win the prize!	13
[FEB22] The one plane crash's survivor had clawed the dark jungle soil for days, looking for any root, bug, thing that would quell her empty stomach, until something other than mad hunger crossed her mind:	8