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Last night, in my dreams, a hookworm spoke to me "I will crawl up your ass when you least expect me to"!

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After hours of our car getting stuck in the blizzard, I hesitatingly let my husband go out to seek help, leaving me and our infant son behind.

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I excitedly woke up from my siesta with a raging hard on.

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I was starting to think that mommy loved my baby brother more than me as she would wake up every night and give him a kiss in his crib.

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I have had 3 dentists deep clean my teeth this past week.

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My girlfriend passionately shoved her tongue inside my ear.

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The robocall started off harmlessly enough, telling me that I had been exposed and should immediately isolate myself.

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I puffed my chest as I politely declined the cute girl's offer of spotting me.

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"I told you I love finger foods when we were dating", I told my mortified wife.

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The little girl with the knife flung open the basement door and I hoped she would leave the last one in my sockets.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last night, in my dreams, a hookworm spoke to me "I will crawl up your ass when you least expect me to"!	16	TwoSentenceHorror
After hours of our car getting stuck in the blizzard, I hesitatingly let my husband go out to seek help, leaving me and our infant son behind.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
I excitedly woke up from my siesta with a raging hard on.	14	TwoSentenceSadness
I was starting to think that mommy loved my baby brother more than me as she would wake up every night and give him a kiss in his crib.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I have had 3 dentists deep clean my teeth this past week.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend passionately shoved her tongue inside my ear.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
The robocall started off harmlessly enough, telling me that I had been exposed and should immediately isolate myself.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
I puffed my chest as I politely declined the cute girl's offer of spotting me.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
"I told you I love finger foods when we were dating", I told my mortified wife.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
The little girl with the knife flung open the basement door and I hoped she would leave the last one in my sockets.	8	TwoSentenceHorror