/u/mightykingbibis's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After the nose failed to end my misery, I was immediately arrested.

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"you know I read online that only one percent of missing person cases actually end up dying"

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I’ve never had a patient die on me

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Personally I have a no touching policy at work.

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Living in an elevator ain’t that bad

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“Listen honey it will only be for a few hours mommy will be back”

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The funeral home I work at has a lot of strange rules.

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having less then 24 hours to live I decided to die together with my girlfriend.

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I chained my wife to the bottom of my basement.

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After a fierce struggle I finally pulled the needle away from my mom

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After the nose failed to end my misery, I was immediately arrested.	34
"you know I read online that only one percent of missing person cases actually end up dying"	28
I’ve never had a patient die on me	26
Personally I have a no touching policy at work.	25
Living in an elevator ain’t that bad	25
“Listen honey it will only be for a few hours mommy will be back”	24
The funeral home I work at has a lot of strange rules.	24
having less then 24 hours to live I decided to die together with my girlfriend.	22
I chained my wife to the bottom of my basement.	20
After a fierce struggle I finally pulled the needle away from my mom	20