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I stared in shock at the roach leg still twitching on the wrapper of my burger.

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"Umm, row row row your boat... gently down the stream ....merily merrily mer............"

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After the angel walked me up to God, I couldn't help myself but ask him "why was there so much pain, misery, murder, violence, rape, disease and famine in the world that YOU created?!"

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Since I knew this man was an alien sent here to destroy the world as we knew it, I held firm to my blade and slowly approached him.

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My daughter was surprised when I had a change of heart and told her she wasn't grounded anymore.

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She made my life a living hell so one day I just snapped and shot her dead before turning the gun on myself.

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"My beautiful wife, since the first day I met you I knew that we would be together forever and I'm just so happy fate agreed with me"

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"daddy, do I have to go with mommy because I wanna stay with you..."

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lives alone, watching scary videos on YouTube at 3:33 in the morning before sneezing

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I'm not sure why my highschool had us all take the HIV test instead of the SAT.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I stared in shock at the roach leg still twitching on the wrapper of my burger.	17
"Umm, row row row your boat... gently down the stream ....merily merrily mer............"	17
After the angel walked me up to God, I couldn't help myself but ask him "why was there so much pain, misery, murder, violence, rape, disease and famine in the world that YOU created?!"	14
Since I knew this man was an alien sent here to destroy the world as we knew it, I held firm to my blade and slowly approached him.	9
My daughter was surprised when I had a change of heart and told her she wasn't grounded anymore.	5
She made my life a living hell so one day I just snapped and shot her dead before turning the gun on myself.	2
"My beautiful wife, since the first day I met you I knew that we would be together forever and I'm just so happy fate agreed with me"	2
"daddy, do I have to go with mommy because I wanna stay with you..."	1
lives alone, watching scary videos on YouTube at 3:33 in the morning before sneezing	1
I'm not sure why my highschool had us all take the HIV test instead of the SAT.	1