/u/minithemermaid's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My parents were distraught when I came out of the closet.

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I knew my son would probably cry during the baptism portion of his christening.

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I jumped at the shadowy shape in the darkness, then laughed at myself, remembering it was just my coat rack.

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I’ll never play favorites like my parents did, I love all of my children equally.

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My mom shook her head and said “stuffing everything under your bed doesn’t count as cleaning your room.”

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My secret admirer threw pebbles at my window every night, and it was really starting to creep me out.

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I bent over, moving clothes aside to get to the shoes in the very back of my closet.

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After a few minutes of frantic searching, I finally found the perfect hiding spot.

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Katie was described as someone who really “flew off the handle”.

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The Fitbit app on my phone informed me my boyfriend’s heart rate is off the charts.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My parents were distraught when I came out of the closet.	413
I knew my son would probably cry during the baptism portion of his christening.	374
I jumped at the shadowy shape in the darkness, then laughed at myself, remembering it was just my coat rack.	366
I’ll never play favorites like my parents did, I love all of my children equally.	325
My mom shook her head and said “stuffing everything under your bed doesn’t count as cleaning your room.”	256
My secret admirer threw pebbles at my window every night, and it was really starting to creep me out.	206
I bent over, moving clothes aside to get to the shoes in the very back of my closet.	174
After a few minutes of frantic searching, I finally found the perfect hiding spot.	171
Katie was described as someone who really “flew off the handle”.	168
The Fitbit app on my phone informed me my boyfriend’s heart rate is off the charts.	160