/u/minithemermaid's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Oh I can’t eat these, I’m allergic to nuts.”

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“Too bad about your ex, such a sweet boy,” lamented my mother.

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“It’s my first time flying, how often do planes like this crash?”

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I want to sue the funeral home, but I can’t without incriminating myself.

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Cold Feet

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Usually I look forward to the coma-like sleep that comes with taking a sleeping pill.

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“Rosie, please recite the Lord’s Prayer as many times as you can.”

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It took weeks of planning, but I finally convinced the other girl that we could escape if we worked together.

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People will pay good money for a believable lace front wig.

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Lifesize

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Oh I can’t eat these, I’m allergic to nuts.”	26
“Too bad about your ex, such a sweet boy,” lamented my mother.	26
“It’s my first time flying, how often do planes like this crash?”	26
I want to sue the funeral home, but I can’t without incriminating myself.	24
Cold Feet	24
Usually I look forward to the coma-like sleep that comes with taking a sleeping pill.	23
“Rosie, please recite the Lord’s Prayer as many times as you can.”	23
It took weeks of planning, but I finally convinced the other girl that we could escape if we worked together.	22
People will pay good money for a believable lace front wig.	22
Lifesize	21