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“Too bad about your ex, such a sweet boy,” lamented my mother.

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“Oh I can’t eat these, I’m allergic to nuts.”

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“It’s my first time flying, how often do planes like this crash?”

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Creepy old men at 7/11

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Cold Feet

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I want to sue the funeral home, but I can’t without incriminating myself.

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“Rosie, please recite the Lord’s Prayer as many times as you can.”

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Usually I look forward to the coma-like sleep that comes with taking a sleeping pill.

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People will pay good money for a believable lace front wig.

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It took weeks of planning, but I finally convinced the other girl that we could escape if we worked together.

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