/u/mistaque's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Mom, look at this big kitty I found!"

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"Who's a good kitty?"

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I still remember the last words my wife said to me.

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I discovered heaven was real.

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"Before you get to the afterlife," St. Peter said, "for every human life you have needlessly taken, you now have to view their full potential existence had they lived."

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I created a program that would simulate what evolution would do to humanity in 10,000 generations.

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The alien message was a warning that there was a cosmic horror in our solar system that could drive everyone to madness.

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As I lay there looking up at the clouds, I developed an itching feeling on my back in a spot I couldn't scratch.

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Imagine coming home from a long family vacation, turning on the lights, and seeing the floor and walls and ceiling of your house covered by roaches.

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I rummaged around the kitchen drawer until I found the tool I needed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Mom, look at this big kitty I found!"	4
"Who's a good kitty?"	3
I still remember the last words my wife said to me.	3
I discovered heaven was real.	3
"Before you get to the afterlife," St. Peter said, "for every human life you have needlessly taken, you now have to view their full potential existence had they lived."	1
I created a program that would simulate what evolution would do to humanity in 10,000 generations.	1
The alien message was a warning that there was a cosmic horror in our solar system that could drive everyone to madness.	1
As I lay there looking up at the clouds, I developed an itching feeling on my back in a spot I couldn't scratch.	1
Imagine coming home from a long family vacation, turning on the lights, and seeing the floor and walls and ceiling of your house covered by roaches.	1
I rummaged around the kitchen drawer until I found the tool I needed.	1