/u/mugwort23's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Reading a list of all the nations that have brought security to the conference when my fuck-witted friend gives me a birthday present and that's why I've got a novelty gun-lighter in my hand as I wonder which security team I hear coming around the corner.
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"What should we do with his terrible cannibal body: his cannibal legs, torso and arms, his cannibal head, cannibal mouth, cannibal teeth, cannibal eyes...?" babbled my fellow survivor.
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Then I tuned in to what the judge was saying," ...guilty of multiple child murders and passes sentence that your consciousness shall be download into the body of an arthropod to experience the horrors thereof: In your case a tarantula..." and I thought, 'OK, tarantula, actually kinda cool.'
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In the moment of half-crazed confusion, when he had opened the door of his childhood bedroom, only to be greeted by the shocking sight of his father tied to a chair, gagged and blood-covered, he found himself inexplicably noticing his childhood comfort toy still tucked into the bed - Bunny Numkins.
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