/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I went to the dentist to get a couple teeth pulled.

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“Please,” I tried to press the shovel and the rum into his boney fingers, “please Baron, dig my grave!”

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He had set up his radio to run on solar power.

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Shit, Instagram just announced they plan to unhide everybody’s saved posts!

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I saw my toddler chewing something and noticed the worm dangling out of his mouth.

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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of our departed friend.

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“Psychologists at the University of [deleted] have identified what they believe to be subliminal cues in popular children’s books by author Theodor Geisel.”

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I know you're alive, this isn't a funny prank!

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They did a CT scan for my headaches, they found evidence of years worth of trauma, including skull fractures.

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They wouldn’t stop hurting me, so I had to leave- had to get away!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I went to the dentist to get a couple teeth pulled.	2
“Please,” I tried to press the shovel and the rum into his boney fingers, “please Baron, dig my grave!”	2
He had set up his radio to run on solar power.	2
Shit, Instagram just announced they plan to unhide everybody’s saved posts!	2
I saw my toddler chewing something and noticed the worm dangling out of his mouth.	2
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of our departed friend.	2
“Psychologists at the University of [deleted] have identified what they believe to be subliminal cues in popular children’s books by author Theodor Geisel.”	2
I know you're alive, this isn't a funny prank!	2
They did a CT scan for my headaches, they found evidence of years worth of trauma, including skull fractures.	2
They wouldn’t stop hurting me, so I had to leave- had to get away!	2