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I went to drive home...

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Cannibrunch is an all new, bistro and grille that serves elegantly prepared (and legally acquired) human flesh- cooked to profession by five star chefs!

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I don’t understand those superstitious losers who try to use magic and cast love spells on their crushes- they are wasting their time.

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"Look, here's all the proof I found, they have been channeling drugs into the poor communities!"

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Man, eye hit my head beauty solid.

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Wanna know the secret to finding a girl with no gag reflex?

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The principle wants to see me in his office and I don’t know why...

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My neighbor keeps letting his dog shit on my lawn and he won't clean it up!

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I’m already nervous enough as it is.

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How come nobody ever replies to my posts or comments?

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