/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I wanted to know everything about her, but she wouldn’t bare her heart to me.

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When I was a kid, I actually believed those were real, freshwater corals growing in Mr. McGivens' pond.

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They didn’t even ask for ID.

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One of my favorite people stopped returning my calls and texts.

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My church is making a living nativity, and I have some really great ideas.

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Life Hack: using a smaller knife makes a tighter hole ;)

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People who sit around all day watching movies are pathetic- since their lives are so empty they try to live vicariously through a screen.

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You can’t tell whether a woman is wearing an anti-rape device until you put it in, and then it’s too late.

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“Oops, I’ve never had that happen before!”

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“No please, she’s not a-“

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wanted to know everything about her, but she wouldn’t bare her heart to me.	29
When I was a kid, I actually believed those were real, freshwater corals growing in Mr. McGivens' pond.	29
They didn’t even ask for ID.	29
One of my favorite people stopped returning my calls and texts.	29
My church is making a living nativity, and I have some really great ideas.	28
Life Hack: using a smaller knife makes a tighter hole ;)	28
People who sit around all day watching movies are pathetic- since their lives are so empty they try to live vicariously through a screen.	28
You can’t tell whether a woman is wearing an anti-rape device until you put it in, and then it’s too late.	28
“Oops, I’ve never had that happen before!”	28
“No please, she’s not a-“	28