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Mom sided with my brother, so it's only fair that she died with him.

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I wanted to have a masterful command over the spoken word, so I wished for a gilded tongue.

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It is extremely unlikely that our people survive the grand catastrophes that will kill our home world.

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[MORPH] At first I thought those guys were a bunch of nuts.

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we made sure the house was locked up and we loaded ourselves into the van- excited for our road trip!

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The cashier smiled like she was supposed to, “Sir, did you get everything you were looking for today?”

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I don’t have much time, he could come back any second!

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“I think we need to spice up our sex life, just a bit,” as she spoke she filled a glass pipette with hydrochloric acid.

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“Siri, dial 9–1–1!!!”

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She'd read that the best way to survive a grizzly bear attack was to play dead.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mom sided with my brother, so it's only fair that she died with him.	14
I wanted to have a masterful command over the spoken word, so I wished for a gilded tongue.	14
It is extremely unlikely that our people survive the grand catastrophes that will kill our home world.	14
[MORPH] At first I thought those guys were a bunch of nuts.	14
we made sure the house was locked up and we loaded ourselves into the van- excited for our road trip!	14
The cashier smiled like she was supposed to, “Sir, did you get everything you were looking for today?”	14
I don’t have much time, he could come back any second!	14
“I think we need to spice up our sex life, just a bit,” as she spoke she filled a glass pipette with hydrochloric acid.	14
“Siri, dial 9–1–1!!!”	14
She'd read that the best way to survive a grizzly bear attack was to play dead.	14