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[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking, violent and terrible, as though the whole world were about to tear apart- but when I opened my eyes I realized everything was entirely calm and it was all in my head.

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Ever sneeze so hard that a big slug of molten snot blasts out and lands all over your hands?

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“Oh... oh God... we’re done... we’re so fucked.”

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I’m sure my face looked ugly as I strained to push out a massive poo, but finally I had the upper hand.

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I need a really strong cough suppressant.

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When my baby boy finished nursing, I laid on my back and picked him up so he could soar like an airplane.

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I stubbed my toe, and I stubbed it hard.

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“I command you in Jesus name, begone from this child!”

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Every morning I have to make my kid’s bed again, today I lost my cool and yelled at him for kicking all his blankets on the floor.

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[MAY2020] I was awoken by a sudden shaking.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[MAY2020] I was awoken by sudden shaking, violent and terrible, as though the whole world were about to tear apart- but when I opened my eyes I realized everything was entirely calm and it was all in my head.	9
Ever sneeze so hard that a big slug of molten snot blasts out and lands all over your hands?	9
“Oh... oh God... we’re done... we’re so fucked.”	9
I’m sure my face looked ugly as I strained to push out a massive poo, but finally I had the upper hand.	9
I need a really strong cough suppressant.	9
When my baby boy finished nursing, I laid on my back and picked him up so he could soar like an airplane.	9
I stubbed my toe, and I stubbed it hard.	9
“I command you in Jesus name, begone from this child!”	9
Every morning I have to make my kid’s bed again, today I lost my cool and yelled at him for kicking all his blankets on the floor.	9
[MAY2020] I was awoken by a sudden shaking.	9