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My snuff films are gaining popularity....

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I’ve never hurt anybody who didn’t deserve it.

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I told her I’d take her home.

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Last week I went under general anesthesia for an oral surgery.

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I weighed the pros and cons.

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I found out the hard way: eating in bed and leaving crumbs in the sheets can attract more than just roaches....

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“Let’s play Rock, Paper, Scissors!”

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Hey, don’t judge a book by its cover!

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You all think you’re so much better than me- just because you don’t try to hurt living things.

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Holy fuck I just broke the fourth wall.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My snuff films are gaining popularity....	7
I’ve never hurt anybody who didn’t deserve it.	7
I told her I’d take her home.	7
Last week I went under general anesthesia for an oral surgery.	7
I weighed the pros and cons.	7
I found out the hard way: eating in bed and leaving crumbs in the sheets can attract more than just roaches....	7
“Let’s play Rock, Paper, Scissors!”	7
Hey, don’t judge a book by its cover!	7
You all think you’re so much better than me- just because you don’t try to hurt living things.	7
Holy fuck I just broke the fourth wall.	7