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“We have a warrant, show us the dash cam footage.”

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Sandy, I'm so sorry but when I opened the door to give Rufus food he darted right out and he hasn't come back, call me when you get this text :(

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These humans are so stupid and gullible it will be easy to select my meal.

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Emerging research indicates that humans may have minor ESP. An anxious feeling, or an unexplained sense of impending doom may truly be a subtle premonition.

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r/todayilearned

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He saw them coming towards him on the trail and greeted them with a smile, "beautiful evening for a hike isn't it guys?"

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Psychology doesn’t often deal in absolutes, but we do know one thing about the human condition: we are a species that is naturally interested in causing pain and harm.

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Got a weird crunch in my yogurt...

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God: “Lucifer come watch, the humans are starting their second world war!”

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“Here come them little girly scouts selling cookies, no adults with ‘em this year!“

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“We have a warrant, show us the dash cam footage.”	4
Sandy, I'm so sorry but when I opened the door to give Rufus food he darted right out and he hasn't come back, call me when you get this text :(	4
These humans are so stupid and gullible it will be easy to select my meal.	4
Emerging research indicates that humans may have minor ESP. An anxious feeling, or an unexplained sense of impending doom may truly be a subtle premonition.	4
r/todayilearned	4
He saw them coming towards him on the trail and greeted them with a smile, "beautiful evening for a hike isn't it guys?"	4
Psychology doesn’t often deal in absolutes, but we do know one thing about the human condition: we are a species that is naturally interested in causing pain and harm.	4
Got a weird crunch in my yogurt...	4
God: “Lucifer come watch, the humans are starting their second world war!”	4
“Here come them little girly scouts selling cookies, no adults with ‘em this year!“	4