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"My dad told me that people drink this stuff and then 'see the green fairy.'"

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The boy huddled on the closet floor and cried as the thing outside the door rasped: “I know exactly where you are, Jimmy.”

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I love my kids so much, I’ll never leave them.

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Turns out security for their factory is practically nonexistent.

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How the fuck am I pregnant!?

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"Oh, their canvas paintings are merely fodder for simple folk, their most impressive works are their live medium sculptures- as you will soon see."

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Today my manager asked me to come in early because she needed someone to heat and serve free samples of the precooked pork tenderloin.

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TIL if you pull in the wrong direction their finger nail might tear instead of coming off in one piece.

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My girlfriend loves when I get her pregnant.

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“Bitches in Heat” is one of my all time favorite videos.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"My dad told me that people drink this stuff and then 'see the green fairy.'"	3	TwoSentenceHorror
The boy huddled on the closet floor and cried as the thing outside the door rasped: “I know exactly where you are, Jimmy.”	3	TwoSentenceHorror
I love my kids so much, I’ll never leave them.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
Turns out security for their factory is practically nonexistent.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
How the fuck am I pregnant!?	3	TwoSentenceHorror
"Oh, their canvas paintings are merely fodder for simple folk, their most impressive works are their live medium sculptures- as you will soon see."	3	TwoSentenceHorror
Today my manager asked me to come in early because she needed someone to heat and serve free samples of the precooked pork tenderloin.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
TIL if you pull in the wrong direction their finger nail might tear instead of coming off in one piece.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend loves when I get her pregnant.	3	TwoSentenceHorror
“Bitches in Heat” is one of my all time favorite videos.	3	TwoSentenceHorror