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You need some motivation, so here’s your writing prompt:

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In case anybody cares, I’m going to update this post for each kill.

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The judge declared in a harsh voice, "If the girl is indeed innocent of witchcraft, let her recite the Lord's Prayer!"

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I’ve got a trick to make a girl soaking wet like you wouldn’t believe!

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He raked his fingers through the heap of cash and laughed.

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She rode his rigid cock and whispered in his ear: “Did you know a male mantis will actually continue to mate after being decapitated by the female?” NSFW

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I felt sexy as hell when my girlfriend said she wanted a nude picture of me.

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I have a thirteen year old, an eight year old, and a five year old.

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“Oh my god I need you to come pick me up RIGHT NOW I’m about to have horrible diarrhea and there’s no bathroom!”

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“Can you tell your cashier that I’m sorry for yelling at them?”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You need some motivation, so here’s your writing prompt:	105	TwoSentenceHorror
In case anybody cares, I’m going to update this post for each kill.	104	TwoSentenceHorror
The judge declared in a harsh voice, "If the girl is indeed innocent of witchcraft, let her recite the Lord's Prayer!"	102	TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve got a trick to make a girl soaking wet like you wouldn’t believe!	102	TwoSentenceHorror
He raked his fingers through the heap of cash and laughed.	102	TwoSentenceHorror
She rode his rigid cock and whispered in his ear: “Did you know a male mantis will actually continue to mate after being decapitated by the female?” NSFW	102	TwoSentenceHorror
I felt sexy as hell when my girlfriend said she wanted a nude picture of me.	101	TwoSentenceHorror
I have a thirteen year old, an eight year old, and a five year old.	101	TwoSentenceHorror
“Oh my god I need you to come pick me up RIGHT NOW I’m about to have horrible diarrhea and there’s no bathroom!”	96	TwoSentenceHorror
“Can you tell your cashier that I’m sorry for yelling at them?”	96	TwoSentenceSadness