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It’s probably just a sinus infection.

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What the fuck I just tried to pop a pimple on my eyebrow and it, like, went further in!

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My neighbor keeps letting his dog shit on my lawn and he won't clean it up!

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Oh my god I tested positive and I’m in home quarantine now!

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How come nobody ever replies to my posts or comments?

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“Lol 🤣 I told him it was the biggest cock I’ve ever seen and I was afraid it wouldn’t fit 🤥😂🔎🖍”

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Man, eye hit my head beauty solid.

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“I’m going on a full keto diet, you are going to help me.”

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Your honor, I believe semantics are important that’s why I’m offering the definition for the word ‘vandalism: an action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property.

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Dude, every time I see your grandma’s stoma it gives me nasty thoughts.

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