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"You have dishonored our family, by having sex with that man- you cannot stay in this house any longer!"

2636 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"She fell into the rapids, and he leapt in to save her."

2300 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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She said, "mommy, I'm sorry I'm so stupid all the time."

1801 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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“Oh, tha— God you answe—d!”

1730 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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My Ms Frizzle cosplay was spot on.

1714 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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I died with unfinished business so I’ve been haunting my crush for what might be decades.

1665 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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I asked her if there was any chance.

1635 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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When you're in a long term relationship you kinda end up balancing each other out and meeting in the middle.

1547 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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My sinuses are so clogged, I can't even breath through my nose.

1512 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Turns out my psychologist was recording our sessions, where I told all my deepest secrets.

1474 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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