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I thought it would be awesome to be able to hear the thoughts of animals...

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“But sir, we don’t really have any evide-“

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It's getting awful hot in here.

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we were lying there looking up at the sky, for shapes and make believe animals in the clouds.

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“Why are you doing this to me?!”

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I don't mean to boast but I'm, like, really good at torture.

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"Yes I killed her, it was the only way to protect her from her evil pig of a father."

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When she got pregnant, my wife and I agreed to do that genealogy testing thing, so we’d learn our child’s ethnic background, being that we were both adopted.

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We finally translated the message from Proxima Centauri...

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All these stupid vamp kids wishing they were infected with magical vampirism....

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