StoryNote logo

/u/mydadsnameisharold's posts

I'm not going to kill you

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list

I asked the chief exorcist of Rome: "Why are you here?"

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list

My mom seems to love making my life a living hell.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list

My boss shook his head when he saw the name ‘DeShawn’ on the application.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list

The enemy soldier begged and I looked for empathy within my heart.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list

He said he’d never get hard for me.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list

My heart melted when I saw my toddler's little feet- he had fallen asleep on the floor in his playpen.

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
Mark as read:
Add to a list

I need a man with genital herpes- will pay $3,000!!!

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list

“I’m sorry, I tried to stock up, but everywhere I looked was sold out of food.”

22 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list

I really need to lose some weight, I better stop cooking with butter.

22 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
Mark as read:
Add to a list
« < > »
Page of 136

StoryNote©

About Contact Terms Privacy Cookie

Reddit is a registered trademark of Reddit, Inc. Use of this trademark on our website does not imply any affiliation with or endorsement by Reddit, Inc.