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“No, no bring your eye right to the cross hairs and take the time to line up your shot before you try again.”

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Tommy was so heartbroken when they buried his wonderful grandma.

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The other day I was shooting target practice and I heard a yelp!

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She said she wanted to leave.

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My neurologist looked over the images from my CT scan and finally spoke: “Well, how about I give you the good news first?”

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“Siri, dial 9–1–1!!!”

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I wanted to have a masterful command over the spoken word, so I wished for a gilded tongue.

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I monitor all my husbands social media, and I use his profiles to flirt with any girl who shows an interest.

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“No, no please don’t leave me here- I swear it’s just a scar!”

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Just ran into a one of my favorite people, a friend who I haven't heard from in a long time!

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