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Nothing better than farm fresh produce!

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Relax, I’m not going to hurt you.

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“I just need some peace and quiet and a minute to think!”

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Just letting you all know I’m sure as fuck NOT going to be giving anybody mouth to mouth during this outbreak.

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Even as she read the cute little notes going up the stairs, she couldn’t stop thanking God for replacing her abusive ex with a hopeless and gentle romantic like Harry.

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“What a good doggo- just the sweetest pupper, isn’t he!”

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Self driving cars were much safer than human driven ones.

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PSA- testicular torsion is a painful, traumatic injury to the teste, where it twists inside the scrotum....

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It’s actually a victimless crime if you use a large enough dose.

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I don’t just love her, I want to be her.

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