/u/myketronic's posts
[WP] Four years ago you opened a fortune cookie that simply read "Don't panic", and since that day you gained notoriety for your unbelievable acts of bravery. You just opened a fortune cookie that reads "Reach for the stars".
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[WP] You come home to find your dog on the kitchen floor after it ate your your medication. You cry "Noooo! We have to get you to the vet!" She looks at you bleary-eyed and says "Good idea, I feel really weird."
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[WP] The prophecy says the one to pull the sword from the giant statue will save the world. Many have failed, and now in front of the Assembly you grasp the greatsword firmly and pull - and fall backward when it snaps off cleanly at the hilt
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[WP] Your date is getting increasingly nervous as you throw back your third drink of the night. Their nerves might be due to them having roofied each of your drinks more heavily than the last. You smile glowingly and say, "I think the bar is watering down their drinks tonight, what do you think?"
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[WP] Seven years ago you saved a pinch of calico fur from certain death, and she grew very slowly to be a healthy adult cat. The fact that she just reached 572 lbs doesn't really bother you, but it's starting to cause problems with your neighbors.
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[WP] You lived a long, unremarkable life, and died of old age. This makes you that much more confused as you listen to your summoner outside the pentagram trying to explain how you're such a fiercely controversial historical figure.
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[WP] Last year for a high school project you made a fake drug, a website about its wonders, and bottles filled with random ingredients. You whimsically labeled it Not Effective For Earthlings. Now there is someone on your porch asking nervously about the "drug", trying and failing to look human.
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[WP] You're an escort, your client just offered you $25,000 to merely stay awake and to NOT leave the room, while they sleep the night away. Two hours in, you started to become uncomfortable. Four hours in, you are starting to doubt your sanity.
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[WP] Your daughter never feared the dark or being alone, she says because of her imaginary friend. The school child psychologist tells you the imaginary friend is very unusual and shows you a crayon picture of it, an 8 foot knight in black armor with a broadsword.
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[WP] With an odd mechanical noise, a blue box rather like a garden shed appeared somewhat reluctantly on the far corner of the lawn, with a neat sign at the top that read "POLICE". "I wonder what this is for," Alice puzzled, as she tucked her flamingo under her arm and came near.
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