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My wife, who held me captive in induced paralysis for the last 20 years, finally died today.

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[July 2020] "Help me, I can't find her pacifier!," I yelled at my husband as I tried to comfort my crying baby

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My weighted blanket came with a massage function; it buzzed and moved very soothingly.

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know what I'm thinking," she whispered quietly as she caressed my cheek.

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"There, almost done," said the farrier as he drove the last nail on the horseshoe.

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how disturbing it was to see myself murdering my brother" I told my friend as he laughed at the nightmare I just described to him.

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We thought it was a good prank, locking the new kid up with a fake severed hand in his hostel room.

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[JULY2020] Help me, I can't find the right page!

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[JULY2020] "Help me, I can't find my lighter!"

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There are way too many cannibalism posts here.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife, who held me captive in induced paralysis for the last 20 years, finally died today.	22
[July 2020] "Help me, I can't find her pacifier!," I yelled at my husband as I tried to comfort my crying baby	21
My weighted blanket came with a massage function; it buzzed and moved very soothingly.	21
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know what I'm thinking," she whispered quietly as she caressed my cheek.	10
"There, almost done," said the farrier as he drove the last nail on the horseshoe.	10
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how disturbing it was to see myself murdering my brother" I told my friend as he laughed at the nightmare I just described to him.	9
We thought it was a good prank, locking the new kid up with a fake severed hand in his hostel room.	7
[JULY2020] Help me, I can't find the right page!	5
[JULY2020] "Help me, I can't find my lighter!"	3
There are way too many cannibalism posts here.	2