/u/nWo1997's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Throughout my life and all my battles, I told almost all of my enemies that I'd see them in Hell.

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Sensei was very adamant that a strangle was superior to an airchoke.

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"As a racial classification," said the judge, "this modest proposal must have a compelling government interest, to which the means must be narrowly-tailored."

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I'm the kind of person who has to make sure over and over and over again that the doors are locked before going to bed, even though I know they are after the first time.

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Saying Grace is a regular thing to do before eating.

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Just graduated from the academy, and still a touch stiff, but tonight I'm booked to win my first professional wrestling match!

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Tonight I have a wrasslin' match against The Phenomenal AJ Styles!

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It's been said that just as all things in Heaven and Earth flowed from God, so to shall all things return.

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I once saw a man, unafraid and dismissive of the fake sport, demand to take a hit from a pro wrestler to show how harmless it was.

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As I stood across the ring from my "rival," I couldn't help but wonder how the promoter could have ever thought that this botch machine would make for a good wrestler, much less a good World Champion.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Throughout my life and all my battles, I told almost all of my enemies that I'd see them in Hell.	23
Sensei was very adamant that a strangle was superior to an airchoke.	18
"As a racial classification," said the judge, "this modest proposal must have a compelling government interest, to which the means must be narrowly-tailored."	17
I'm the kind of person who has to make sure over and over and over again that the doors are locked before going to bed, even though I know they are after the first time.	16
Saying Grace is a regular thing to do before eating.	8
Just graduated from the academy, and still a touch stiff, but tonight I'm booked to win my first professional wrestling match!	8
Tonight I have a wrasslin' match against The Phenomenal AJ Styles!	7
It's been said that just as all things in Heaven and Earth flowed from God, so to shall all things return.	7
I once saw a man, unafraid and dismissive of the fake sport, demand to take a hit from a pro wrestler to show how harmless it was.	6
As I stood across the ring from my "rival," I couldn't help but wonder how the promoter could have ever thought that this botch machine would make for a good wrestler, much less a good World Champion.	6