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I’ve learned that if I immediately cauterize it after inflicting a wound on someone, I can hold off death until I’m good and ready.

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Look…you said you wanted to join the family business.

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I walked by the mirror and stared in awe at my non-reflection.

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I don’t know if you’ve had the chance to watch your significant other get brutally murdered.

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Sorry, just have a genuine question.

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I lived my whole life in the pursuit of Heaven.

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“If you’re reading this, I promise I didn’t want to kill myself.

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“Honey, did you hear about this virus that’s going around overseas?”

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Hey man, there’s no use in screaming, no one can hear you.

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Despite my incessant pleading that it wasn’t me FaceTiming those kids, it was AI. The judge felt no remorse and sentenced me to 30 years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve learned that if I immediately cauterize it after inflicting a wound on someone, I can hold off death until I’m good and ready.	10
Look…you said you wanted to join the family business.	8
I walked by the mirror and stared in awe at my non-reflection.	8
I don’t know if you’ve had the chance to watch your significant other get brutally murdered.	7
Sorry, just have a genuine question.	7
I lived my whole life in the pursuit of Heaven.	6
“If you’re reading this, I promise I didn’t want to kill myself.	6
“Honey, did you hear about this virus that’s going around overseas?”	3
Hey man, there’s no use in screaming, no one can hear you.	2
Despite my incessant pleading that it wasn’t me FaceTiming those kids, it was AI. The judge felt no remorse and sentenced me to 30 years.	2