/u/nickrashell's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The police assure me that they are getting close to finding the person responsible for my wife’s murder.

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I was disheartened today to find out the search in missing person’s case I’ve been following for the past year was called off.

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My mother always told me not to run with sharp objects.

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I have a lot of Boy Scout badges thanks to my superior survival and hunting abilities

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“Look, a shooting star!” shouted my daughter over the car radio.

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“I know he’s your son but he’s holding you back and it’s time to cut the cord,” my mom’s new boyfriend told her.

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I couldn’t help but feel nervous when the chick I was heading back from the bar with mentioned her last date was well hung.

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I have a porcelain doll I cuddle with every night.

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As the preacher preached a somber sermon, my dad, in his typical joking fashion, shot me a smile and wink.

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“Hey,” my father-in-law said through the receiver, “why hasn’t Amanda returned any of my calls?”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The police assure me that they are getting close to finding the person responsible for my wife’s murder.	183
I was disheartened today to find out the search in missing person’s case I’ve been following for the past year was called off.	175
My mother always told me not to run with sharp objects.	163
I have a lot of Boy Scout badges thanks to my superior survival and hunting abilities	160
“Look, a shooting star!” shouted my daughter over the car radio.	158
“I know he’s your son but he’s holding you back and it’s time to cut the cord,” my mom’s new boyfriend told her.	155
I couldn’t help but feel nervous when the chick I was heading back from the bar with mentioned her last date was well hung.	148
I have a porcelain doll I cuddle with every night.	141
As the preacher preached a somber sermon, my dad, in his typical joking fashion, shot me a smile and wink.	132
“Hey,” my father-in-law said through the receiver, “why hasn’t Amanda returned any of my calls?”	119