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"Come on, you funny looking little round -headed kid!

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Your lovely manhood, baby, right here in my hot little hands.

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Not just your sensuous lips, but what is on them as we kiss.

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The King agreed that I showed him irrefutable proof I could not have seduced the Queen as some rumored.

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Satan himself sent an incubus to me last night.

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"You wouldn't like me on drugs!" I warned my friend, but she must have slipped something in my drink to see what would happen.

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All my friends envy me because I'm part of the human staff at the worlds most exclusive android brothel.

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Remember when we lay in the virgin snow as children, and shivered as we solemnly made snow angels?

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I've discovered the truth about you: a seductress, lover, angel, devil, killer, monster.

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I gleefully plunged my hand into the candy bowl on Christmas day.

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