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I thought wishing for no pain would be cool

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My teacher told us that stabbing an orange feels similar to stabbing through human flesh

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After dumping tar all over the helpless dog…

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As the rain starts to fall, I look up only to see that there are already 2 monkeys on the ark

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Tripping through the doorway I caught a glimpse of some words that swore death on the first to open the tomb.

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Usually people are lucky when they don’t snap their necks.

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I used to play spy with my grandpa when I was younger

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3 words I wish I remembered as my face was covered in blood

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And as his finger slowly squeezed the trigger, I understand what was meant by “six pounds of pressure is all it takes to kill a man”

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I helped a suicidal kid

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought wishing for no pain would be cool	18
My teacher told us that stabbing an orange feels similar to stabbing through human flesh	18
After dumping tar all over the helpless dog…	17
As the rain starts to fall, I look up only to see that there are already 2 monkeys on the ark	17
Tripping through the doorway I caught a glimpse of some words that swore death on the first to open the tomb.	15
Usually people are lucky when they don’t snap their necks.	12
I used to play spy with my grandpa when I was younger	10
3 words I wish I remembered as my face was covered in blood	6
And as his finger slowly squeezed the trigger, I understand what was meant by “six pounds of pressure is all it takes to kill a man”	5
I helped a suicidal kid	4