/u/nslewis's posts in /r/NoSleep

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Time is a figure eight, and where it crosses itself in the middle, the living and the dead rub shoulders, and monsters dwell

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My buddy Ed had himself three balls. He got one removed, but I think it was maybe the wrong one.

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After seven brain transplants, I don’t know who I am anymore, but I know that I need more bodies.

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I bought a new personality from a witch. Now I just want my old one back.

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Do not send your child to a Rolberg school

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I never should have let my daughter watch a video called “Kill Daddy”

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I tried to kill my lover but I don’t think it worked

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The seat next to me wasn’t empty when the plane took off

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I scare people for a living. Now I think I messed with the wrong guy.

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Charcoals Cub is real, and he’s scary af

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Time is a figure eight, and where it crosses itself in the middle, the living and the dead rub shoulders, and monsters dwell	951
My buddy Ed had himself three balls. He got one removed, but I think it was maybe the wrong one.	920
After seven brain transplants, I don’t know who I am anymore, but I know that I need more bodies.	832
I bought a new personality from a witch. Now I just want my old one back.	753
Do not send your child to a Rolberg school	721
I never should have let my daughter watch a video called “Kill Daddy”	667
I tried to kill my lover but I don’t think it worked	656
The seat next to me wasn’t empty when the plane took off	641
I scare people for a living. Now I think I messed with the wrong guy.	632
Charcoals Cub is real, and he’s scary af	623