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I thought I got something in my eye, but it was only a minor nuisance

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When I first realised that I was pregnant with the Devil, I got worried, but they assured me that the birth would be as normal, and the horns wouldn't start growing until later, so that wouldn't hurt me

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What can I say, murder is in my genes

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The astonished teenagers saw the Ouija board's marker spell H-E-R-E-I-A-M, but smiled as light shot up towards the spirit

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I woke up naked beside her, with no memory of us even undressing

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We hadn't thought that girl we always bullied for being fat would actually turn up at the high school reunion.

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I love her so much, but she's just too good for this wicked world.

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I almost started laughing, it's so typical that the engine won't start when you're in a hurry

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The doctor hated seeing pictures of himself, always staring blankly at the camera, always with that sheepish grin

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[DEC2020] "Don't eat the yellow snow, kids"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought I got something in my eye, but it was only a minor nuisance	33
When I first realised that I was pregnant with the Devil, I got worried, but they assured me that the birth would be as normal, and the horns wouldn't start growing until later, so that wouldn't hurt me	31
What can I say, murder is in my genes	30
The astonished teenagers saw the Ouija board's marker spell H-E-R-E-I-A-M, but smiled as light shot up towards the spirit	30
I woke up naked beside her, with no memory of us even undressing	30
We hadn't thought that girl we always bullied for being fat would actually turn up at the high school reunion.	28
I love her so much, but she's just too good for this wicked world.	28
I almost started laughing, it's so typical that the engine won't start when you're in a hurry	27
The doctor hated seeing pictures of himself, always staring blankly at the camera, always with that sheepish grin	26
[DEC2020] "Don't eat the yellow snow, kids"	24